My Refrigerator Problem
Okay, so I’m watching TV
And there’s nothing on
It’s as fun as watch
An old lady sleep.
So I get up
And get some Kool-Aid from the fridge
Oh crap! It’s as warm
As the Sahara Desert!
Then I check the fridge for problems
The cooling lever is turned off.
I try to crank it up but it’s just as stuck
As when meat gets in between your teeth.
Ugh! Just forget about fridge
And leave the food there to rot
P.U. It smells like
A farm in here
I’ve given up hope
I’m now in my bed
Sleeping as soundly
As a baby.
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A Poem, Lyric and Parody Compilation
PoetryThis is a book of poetry, lyrics and parodies that I've written. Most of my poetry is humorous with the occasional long ones. My lyrics are from songs that I've created (mostly in the shower). The parodies are parodies of songs that I've created of...
