Idiom Histoires

BREEZE STORY

read the title again, slowly the only order is the order they're written

This is a book of poetry, lyrics and parodies that I've written. Most of my poetry is humorous with the occasional long ones. My lyrics are from songs that I've created (mostly in the shower). The parodies are parodies of songs that I've created of popular songs. I hope you enjoy it!

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Depan, Pembuka, Awalan, Appetizer Ringan, Santapan Awal.

Curiosity killed the cat but who the fuck is curiosity

A short story about a guy interviewing for a simple job, cleaning a room with an elephant in it. But no-one is able to talk about the elephant. Hilarity ensues. Honestly, I was so sleep deprived whilst writing this, I'm not even sure what came I've done here.

Hello! Have you ever thought of learning Spanish, but didn't know how to start, or didn't want to pay classes for it? Then, this is your book! I'm going to teach you all you need to know to learn Spanish. But if you're wondering if you should trust this book, I tell you, don't worry. I am a native speaker, you can read without fear, Google Translator hasn't been here. (By the way, this Spanish is from Spain. Castillian). Happy learning! If you have any question, just ask in the comments or with a private message and I will answer it!

Unlike the others, there isn't really a flow or a theme to this album. This album consists of short writings like poems and idioms; just little whippets of thoughts that pass through every once and awhile. This will also be the longest album....probably. Most of the entries, if not all, are my playful renditions of different writing styles. I enjoy switching styles up and I feel this will be a motley crew of them.

I wrote this poem when I was really down and sad. I felt as I was not needed and that there is no purpose of my life. I also wrote it because it was my homework to write a poem with lots of idioms, so I thought I should also update it. Please read my other poems like True Friendship and Mothers Love.

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