A Random, Illogical Person. Ja, That's Me.

My code of laws!!!

A/N: These are crazy adaptations on Hammurabi's code of law!!!

Law:

Consequence for breaking the law

Problem it solves:

Why it will work:

1) There must be one day every month where school students must throw water balloons at each other and at their teachers.

All students who break this law will stand in the middle of the hallway while the whole school throws splat-tomatoes at them!!!! MWAHAHAH!!!!!!

Fatigue caused by brain-drain in school.

Some schools are abnormally boring.This law will prevent children's brains from rotting out with boredom.

2) Every home-owner must grow a garden in the front yard.

An official will plant a garden on the property of a home-owner who ignores this law.

The boring, industrial look of most neighborhoods.

I know many people who will walk into a neighborhood and say, "They need more gardens." Making gardens mandatory will satisfy these people.

3) Homework will be banned. All lessons will remain at school and at school only.

Any teacher who assigns homework will be locked in their classroom and forced to complete all the homework that they gave their students!!!!! Sorry not sorry!!!

Unnecessary bad grades and stress.

Banning homework will eliminate stress and unnecessary bad grades on the report card. Stress is a bad thing to have at a young age.

4) All schools will add Herbalism to their list of classes.

Any school that  does not add an  Herbalism class will be burned down by army tanks of boiling hot herbal tea!!!!

Children lacking knowledge of survival.

Putting Herbalism classes in schools will give children a chance to learn some survival skills, and survival skills are a good thing to have.

5) Everyone must learn how to sing well.

Anyone who fails to learn singing will be forced to listen to Florence Foster Jenkins. WORST....SINGER.....EVER!!!

Not hearing enough singing in the world

Requiring people to sing will add music to the world, which would be an improvement.

6) All schools will also add a baking/ cooking class.

Any school that does not add a baking/ cooking class will have all of its staff taken to another continent where they will be forced  to   eat grilled Velveeta cheese!!!!!!Then, they will have to eat pepper flakes because they broke the law-aw!!!!! I am evil.

Children not knowing how to bake or cook.

Putting baking/cooking classes in schools will insure that parents will not have to try not to scream in frustration at the grievous mistakes their child makes with cooking.

7) Velveeta cheese is hereby banned.

Anyone who eats Velveeta cheese will be forced to eat straight pepper flakes. At least now they can be friends with Smaug!!!!!!!

People eating cheese that tastes like plastic.

Velveeta cheese should call itself a good source of plastic. Therefore, people should not eat it. Nobody wants to eat plastic.

8) Three trees must be planted for every tree that is cut down.

If a tree is cut down and is not replaced by three new trees, the one who cut the tree will get marooned on an island with nothing but a book about how to make rafts.

Global warming.

Replacing one tree with three trees helps slow global warming.

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How long will you survive the supreme illogical ruler!!!!!!!!!!!!