A Random, Illogical Person. Ja, That's Me.

My lines translated into modern English

My director said that we all had to translate our lines into modern English, so here goes nothing:

Shakespeare: Four days will quickly steep themselves in night;

Four nights will quickly dream away the time;

And the moon, like to a silver bow

New-bent in heaven, shall behold the night 

Of our solemnities.

Me: Bah, four days and four nights will pass quickly, and then, when the moon is crescent, that will be the night that we get married.

Shakespeare:  Indeed he hath played his prolong like a child on a recorder; a sound, but not in government.

Me: He stuttered a lot when giving us the prolong, and he always repeated himself.The words just didn't flow.

Shakespeare: This is the silliest stuff that ever I heard.

Me: This stuff is totally wac!

Shakespeare: Beshrew my heart, but I pity the man.

Me: I know I'm a chump, but poor dude.

Shakespeare: Thisbe will find him by starlight. Here she comes; and her passion ends the play.

Me: Oh, surely Thisbe will find him by starlight, and then the play will be over.

A/N: God ye good den.