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1) Wanna go halves on a baby?

2) My name isn't Elmo but you can tickle me any time you want.

3) Do you have a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself in them.

4) I'm looking for treasure, can I see your chest?

5) Are you a chicken farmer? Cause you sure are raising my cock.

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