1) I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
2) I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle. (THIS IS BY FARRR MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE PICK UP LINE!)
3) I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
4) Are you a computer genius? Because you're turning my software into hardware.
5) Do you work at subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong. ;)
