1) If we were squirrels, would you help me bust a nut? ;)
2) If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head? ;)
3) Did you clean your pants with windex? Cause I can practically see my self in them.
4) Your dad must've been a baker, cause you got some nice buns.
5) I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.
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