Wrong Number

There's My Seaweed Brain

Percy:
Hiiiiiii

:Annabeth
The fuck do you want, Seaweed Brain? I told you not to text me until next week! I'm kinda busy with my Science Fair project

Percy:
Seaweed Brain?

I'm not Percy btw

Names Piper

Percy's BFF 4eva

:Annabeth
As if I'd fall for that

Percy:
No seriously

Look me up

There's like an article

I think it's called "Little McLean Hits Rock Bottom" by Risa K-something

:Annabeth
Rita Skeeter?

You sure you don't mean Rita Skeeter?

Percy:
Kennish!

That's her name

Risa Kennish

And god no, I hate Rita Skeeter

Gossiping wench

:Annabeth
Ok, found the article. You really Tristan McLean's daughter?

Piper?

Percy:
Yes -.-

That's what Jason said

:Annabeth
Jason...Grace?

Percy:
Yeppers.

You know him?

:Annabeth
He's my best friend.

Percy:
Lol.

Small world.

Your name, btw? Percy's phone only says Wise Girl.

:Annabeth
Annabeth

Percy:
You're fucking with me right

BETHANY's a name. Annabeth is not a name.

My point is proven by the little red dots underlining your name.

:Annabeth
Autocorrect is untrustworthy

If you type the name enough times the red dots stop appearing

I keep on typing your name Pioer and it's stopped autocorrecting

Percy:
/sigh/

Wt ever

I'm just tryna getta know the girl who's been making Percy all dopey

He keeps humming ours by TS and that's my thang and u need to stop being so (and this is a direct quote from Percy) "pretty and cute and the absolute epitome of perfection"

I didn't even know he knew the word epitome

:Annabeth
He says that???

😳

Percy:
Cute

But seriously

Stop making him act so flufyyyyy jsk am ckkaoo dow skanqjoowopakdjsjanqkqlq.,?ow

:Annabeth
Wtf was that

Pioer?

Piper

Percy:
Srry

Had to ressle my phone from Piper

:Annabeth
*wrestle

Ah there's my seaweed brain

Percy:
Possessive much, eh Wise Girl? 😏

:Annabeth
Nvm I want Piper back

Percy:
YOU'RE SUCH A MEANIE WISE GIRL

~~~
ikr, perce, such a meanie.

dedicated to KiwiMehNinjia who always says im funny even though im not (xP) and is always the first to comment. you're fabulous, ya know?

{this chappie's really more of a way to introduce one of my brotps, Pipabeth, to each other.}