I DO NOT OWN THIS!
Percy:
My name is Percy and I'm the hero of the gods
I stopped Kronos from taking over against all odds!
You think you can beat me? Don't even try!
If demigods were fish, you would be the small fry!
I defeated many Titans and I'm rapping like mad,
You're supposed to be dead, so just go back to your dad!
You travel in tunnels? I can breathe underwater!
I just gave the smack down to Pluto's daughter!
Hazel:
Come on you stupid Seaweed Brain and make a better stand
You don't know what it's like to die, but soon you'll understand!
I'm gonna rescue my brother, and no one's going to stop me
Then I'll be more famous than you ever will be!
You fly on a Pegasus? I ride the fastest horse!
We'll ride circles around you, maintaining a steady course!
I just drilled you with this rap, there's no way you can win!
Just run away with Annabeth or I'll lock you in Pluto's dungeon!
Percy:
You call that a rap? A weak one I suppose.
You didn't stand very long with Gaea while she rose.
The horse you mentioned earlier? Arion's quite rude.
At least Blackjack stays by my side while Arion leaves you screwed.
I've travelled in the Labyrinth, and made it out alive.
The only thing you ever did was die and then revive!
I returned Zeus's lightning bolt with limited time,
Go back to elementary and learn how to rhyme!
Hazel:
Stop Percy please, you're hurting my ears,
The day you stop rapping is when everyone cheers.
Do you really think swimming powers are very heroic?
Controlling the earth, now that's epic!
The effort you make to safe your friends is sweet,
But if someone captures Annabeth, you'll be totally beat!
There's no reason to hate me Percy, there's no reason at all.
Just accept the fact that I'll always win or that will be your downfall!
Comment who you wasn't to see battle!
