ok not literally buT
i lowkey (highkey) wish i was a boy (and gay) so i could flirt with cute boys and call them daddy and creep them out :D
like ok how fun would it be to be gay!!! like im already gay but like a gay boy!!
i would seriously jack off to michael clifford and jake bass all day everydayplus there's not so many bi/lesbian girls here on wattpad who i can flirt with and send nudes too :-((((((((((((
except -cake- she a lesbian hoe and she flirts with me all the time bc she's in love with me right
but anyways half of my wattpad friends have my nudes but whatever
ummm but yeah i wish i was a boy sometimes bc ok life would be so much better if i had a penis
no cramps!! no pregnancy!! no female crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST COCK AND BALLS YUM :D
ok this is going nowhere goodbye
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rants and other shit
Acaki guess u could say this is a rant book but it's just me talking about cake and gay porn