Chapter 21 - Embarrassing Parents

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--Loving this production except I cant get the glitter out of my eyebrows ~Caitlyn<3


~Caitlyn's POV


Harry was still abusing me when Josh walked in,

"Im not even going to say anything, but remember to clear up tonight" Josh walked back out.

"Any chance you can stop filming us now Si?" I looked up at him,

"Fine give us an ending pose" He laughed.

Me and Harry did an Instagram pose, {Duck face or hiding your face with your hand xD}

"Thats on the internet forever, good luck" Simon ended the recording after that comment.

"Feel better?" Harry smiled,

"Yes apart from the rooms still spinning" I laughed then face planted the floor. Smooth.

"Why did i stop recording!?" Simon died alittle.


~Next day

I woke up to Harry staring at me,

"Perv" I mumbled and rolled over,

"But you love me" he grinned,

"Who told you that?" I asked,

"This girl, shes really cute but super weird. Shes related to this guy called Josh. I think i like her" he smirked,

"Want my advice?" Harry nodded,

"Go up to her and hug her, tell her what she means to you or say Fuck it and kiss her" We laughed,

"The second option sounds familiar"

"Guys im trying to get a cute picture here, your not helping!" Emily and Cal popped their heads round from the doorway.

"Does this help" Harry hugged me then kissed my nose. We both smiled after.

"Yes! Thank you" they ran off giggling like school children. So immature. It was cute i guess.

"C'mon Im hungry" Harry said while getting out of bed. We decided to get changed first, incase my parents showed up early.

I was wearing my favorite black SDMN sweatshirt and Harry was wearing his red sweatshirt. I had skinny jeans on and he had black jeans. Wow we're doing that thing when couples dress alike. or we're too lazy to find any other clothes... Definitely the second option.

*Knocking

"You okay?" I whispered to Harry,

"Yeah just hope they like me" he smiled,

"Your probably their favorite Sidemen, except Vik they love Vik" Josh walked up behind us.

"You can get bombarded first" I grinned at Josh,

"Thanks" he said sarcastically. Harry gave me a weird look.

"When our parents haven't seen us in awhile they get over excited" I laughed,

"Oh fuck i forgot about that" Emily came in smiling.


Josh opened the door,

"Hey honey, we've missed you! Is Freya pregnant yet?!" Me and Harry had to stop ourselves from bursting out in laughter. But come on thats funny! Josh gave us a shut up look.

"So this is Harry!?" Mum always loved meeting our partners, always so eager.

"Hi" You could tell he was nervous, he was about to shake our mums hand when she brought him into a hug. I had to save him.

"Wheres my hug!? I looked over to my Dad who was speaking to Josh. He didn't care about our partners as long as they treated us right.

"Hey Dad" he came and hugged me. Then looking at Harry head to toe.

"Are you the chair smasher?" he asked in a joking way.

"Yeah, FIFAs kinda of a bit- idiot to me" Harry laughed,

"You can swear into front of us, we don't care" My dad did like to have a laugh though, which some times could be annoying.

"Are you pregnant?!" My mum turned to me excitedly,

"No! Mum keep pestering Josh and Freya cos we aren't having kids yet" Mum just looked over to Harry and he agreed with me. We were too young in my opinion.

"Is Vik here?" My mum asked obviously annoyed with us for not giving her grand-kids,

"He isnt here hes filming a video with Tobi" Mums faced dropped, Dad didn't care too much but he did like Vik.

"We'll call him see if hes gunna be back anytime soon but he only left 15 minutes ago" I nudged Harry to follow me.

"Their hard work" I laughed. We called Vik and said he'd be back in an hour or two.

As we entered the living room my parents were sat talking to Emily & Cal and Em was blushing so they were obviously talking about children or their relationship.

"Vik will be back in an hour or two" I butted in to save Em and Cal.

"Sit down dear" Mum pointed to the seat next to Josh and Freya,

"Me and your father have been watching some of your videos," OH GOD KILL ME

"Are you sure no ones pregnant? Daddy Zerk?" I died,

"Can me and Harry be excused quickly i think im gunna die" Me and Harry ran into the kitchen and died laughing.

"Oh my god!" Harry came over to me and wiped away the tears, I was laughing that much.


We walked back in still laughing abit,

"Whats up? Why have you been crying?" Mum looked confused,

"Mum do you know what a fanfic is?" I asked, still dying,

"No" she raised an eyebrow,

"Its when fans or fangirls write fiction about Youtubers or Ships. Please tell me you know what a... a kink is?"

My mum looked shocked,

"Yes but what does that have to do with anything?!" still shocked,

"Well in fanfics people sometime add the Daddy kink to Joshs fictions or smuts" I tried to keep a straight face,

"Whats a smut?" I hate you Dad! I looked over to Josh he can explain this one.

"A smut, is basically a- how do a put this... something romantic but normally sex" Josh went bright red having to explain that to his parents. Emily and Cal were sat in the corner of the room crying. Me and Harry were close again.

"Oh... So no babies?" Mum asked still hopeful,

"NO!" Me and Josh shouted at the same time.

"Not yet" Freya smirked. Everyone stared at her,

"Im joking no babies yet maybe in a year or 2" Freya smiled at Josh



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