They're real

Homicidal liu... and Sadie?

"Melony!!" Jane screams from the wall.

I turn my head to see her... I should rescue her, right?
I should... I should be slicing this octopus to pieces... not kissing it.

His hand grabs my hand and my cheeks flush as I forget what I was thinking about.

" Come on Melony...." He says in a deep and intimidating voice," I didn't mean to hurt you... Why are you wasting your precious thoughts on her? Think about me, as I think about you."

I swallow nervously and stare up at him.
There's no escape.... And I'm okay with that... If I say no, He's just going to take me anyway... I mind as well just agree to the terms....

" You're still having thoughts about her... about saving her...aren't you?" He frowns.

 I shake me head nervously.

" I'm gonna have to take care of her if I want to have fun, won't I?.... What a shame, I really wanted this to be a quick pick up job."

I stare at him confused," N-no... It's okay.... Let's just go already... p-please." I beg. I just want to go with him. 

" Don't worry baby, I'm just going to take care of this nuisance.This way, she won't bother us anymore than she already has.

I hastily look towards Jane as Offenderman takes one of his tentacles and wraps it slowly around her neck. At the same time, another tentacle wraps around me in a tight embrace full of love. 

I stare at Jane as her face gets red with loss of oxygen... but I love this feeling. He is willing to kill for me... he loves me so much. Doesn't every girl dream of a guy like this? So why wouldn't I take the chance.... I go closer to him as a tear runs down Jane's cheek. 

" Hey squid!" I hear a voice yell," You having fun?!"

Offenderman immediately dropped Jane and his eyes opened widely.

" Liu...." He breathed," Homicidal Liu...."

" Correct!!," He grinned widely," and.... I brought a friend."

I turn my head to see Liu... and Sadie Serenade come out from behind him.