Language of the Bird (A Young Justice fan fiction)

Chapter 9

Robin walked into the bat cave to see Bruce sitting there waiting for him. "So did the plan work?"

Dick smiled and took off his mask "Well they believed it. But did you really have to slap so hard?!"

Bruce put his hands up in surrender "I only did what you said in your text."

"What?! I said identity crisis protocol RG117! The abusive parent is protocol RG275!" Robin protested.

"No the abusive parent protocol is RG117. Protocol RG275 is the one with the hobo from Bulgaria." Bruce countered.

Dick frowned "I thought that one was RG895?"

"No RG895 is the one with the stray dog and the hula hoop." Bruce informed.

Dick frowned "Then what is RG117? Isn't it the one with the laughing gas and fruit punch?"

Bruce turned to him "Why would you want that one?!"

"I don't know!" Dick threw his hands up in the air "Didn't you get my text?"

He nodded and took out his phone "Da teem iss geting clos two identitey nead bak upp. Iniciat protocal RG117." Bruce looked up from the phone at Dick "We really need to work on your spelling skills."

"I can spell just fine!" Dick pouted "In Romanian..." He muttered to himself and Bruce just laughed. "Moving on... What I want to know is what is identity crisis protocol RG117?"

"I'm telling you it's the abusive parent one!" Bruce yelled playfully.

"Nuh uh!" Dick yelled. "It's the one with the fruit punch and laughing gas!"

Bruce face palmed "No that's RG967."

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"Master Bruce and master Richard might I suggest instead of yelling improper exceptions for the English language at each other that perhaps you just look in the book." The two turned around to see Alfred standing at the top of the stairs.

"But Alfred what fun would that be?" surprisingly... Bruce whined.

It took all of Alfred's will power not to face palm. "I will be upstairs preparing lunch if you need me. Have fun going through all 39 volumes of 'Bat' protocols."

Both Dick and Bruce groaned. "What do you say about skipping that and watching a movie?" Bruce asked.

Dick smiled "Deal! But I get to pick! I already had to watch Dumbo."

Bruce put a hand on his shoulder "You ok?"

Dick nodded "Ya I'm fine now. It was just a little much at the time but I'm better now."

Bruce smiled "That's my boy!" he said ruffling his hair. "So what movie do you want to see?"

Dick smiled "How about Night in the Museum?"

Bruce smiled "Sounds good to me." and with that the both left the bat cave oblivious to the bug that had been planted on Robin's now discarded cape.

~Mt. Justice~

"Huh... Guess Batman isn't a creep after all..." Wally summed up as all the team sat around speakers that had gone silent once the two bats had left he cave.

(A/N - well how did you guys like that ending? (gasp) yes that was the end (for now) eventually I might add some stuff to this but I think I left you all with a good finish to keep you satisfied. Bruce isn't a creep after all! ya!!! I hope you liked it! stay whelmed and feel the aster! if you're looking for other Young Justice Robin centric books just check out my profile that's pretty much all I write. and all you YJ fans check out the book 'Young Justice Season 3?!' I wrote this a call to arms for all YJ fans. just read it and you'll understand. it's only like a paragraph long. :) bye!)