Oh Look It's Stuff Nobody Cares About

waiters

About two days ago I was at a restaurant and I chose "The breakfast sampler". It seemed like a little too much for me but I wanted to try it anyways. So I tell the waitress and she gives me this incredulous look like I did something wrong and then she goes and says

"Oh, honey that's too much for you, you won't eat the whole thing, you'll just waste food"

You don't know me. You don't know what I do with my life.
So since she was doubting my eating skills I just say back to her

"For your information I will eat that whole damn plate of food, and if I don't, I don't see how it affects you since you aren't the one paying for it"

So she just rolls her eyes and leaves. When she arrives with the food I grab the plate and immediately start eating.

I litteraly ate that whole damn thing just to show her I could.
My stomach hurt the whole day after that.

But it was worth wiping that smirk off her face.