Ok so here's a thing.
Let's start with the first word.
Slaying
See if I'm doing anything, it's the complete opposite of slaying.
There is sorta meant to be a pun on this as I am obviously not slaying.
If anything, I'm failing at life.
However it does relate to the latter part of the word cause..
Anyways...
Like
Well I'll be damned if you don't know what that means.
Megalodon
Carcharodon Megalodon
See now this is where the going gets good.
So far this chapter has not been anymore intresting than reading 200 year old fiction in English class.
#relatable
So megalodons are giant sharks which roamed the seas around 2 - 15 million years ago. (I think that's a right time idk)
They lived during the Cenozoic Era.
This is basically the time when everything went extinct.
Anyways they are obvi extinct now however...
I don't believe that shit. Megalodon, you are out there and we will find you.
These sharks were massive.
They reached lengths of 70 feet long and are believed the weighed almost 100 tons.
100 tons. That's 220462 pounds.
70 tons. That's 21 metres.
They put the great white sharks to shame and even though they weren't as big as blue whales, they still were a major ocean competitor.
"The biggest shark that has ever lived".
Getting passionate now 😂😂
Alright so I chose...
(My phone keeps autocorrecting alright to sleigh and idk why)
... it because of its sheer size, velocity and power.
And this animal truly slayed.
Hence the name slayinglikemegalodon.
Because the megalodon was - and still is - slaying.
