So first week back from school and shits explosive.
Exams every second like it's chill.
We have an old lady singing Beyonce.
A form tutor that can deliver a good roast. (That burn though)
And I'm pissed.
Let me get to that.
So basically school, and ofsted and the school wanted us to act good for them. So they could get a good thingy in ratings or some shit.
HOLD THE FUCK UP.
1) Our school is pretty much shit.
That's it. Teachers are all leaving, and shit. Students want to push the teachers off Mount Kilimanjaro and shit.
2) That's all I got on that one. It's 22:00... I can't think.
....
So that pretty much fucked me up plus all the damn exams which I have failed cause I saw the questions and was like:
What the fuck is this FUCKING SHIT idk what this shit is I did not learn this shit oh shit set 8 here I come.
Godamn.
I'm not looking forward to the results.
...
Now here's why I'm pissed, shits mainly part of it...
(ik how much I swear (nah ya dont say) but it's just about to be swear words beyond... you won't even comprehend or understand the next part...)
(You have been warned)
THEN THIS BITCH CAREW.
THINKS SHE CAN COME FUCKING UP PEOPLE AND SHIT AND STRESSING THEM OUT EVEN DAMN MORE.
LIKE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR CREPILY CALM NATURE AND YOUR FUSSYINESS. (can't spell lolz)
I CAN'T...
I'M NOT EVEN GONNA...
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE.
So this bitch is like omg the C's and shit and starts complaining about some godamn petty shit and starts being a child about every FUCKING thing ever.
AND THEY TELL US TO GROW UP.
BRUH.
Acting like it's her godamn room like bitch.
Shut the fuck up.
Go home.
Sit down.
Drink WHatever the fuck you like and think about why nobody likes you.
Cause it belongs to the school, form... CALL IT WHAT YOU WANT.
Then come to me complaining on a FUCKING white board and table...
Just go and fuck yourself for fucks sake. Nobody gives a damn about how you don't like the FUCKING room it isn't yours you ratchet bitch shut up.
You 1600 loving formist bitch. Kicking us out for every damn thing.
Whoops you breathed. GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TO BE KICKED OUT OF YOUR FORM ROOM.
Shut your mouth bitch your an English teacher, not the godamn head of year you have no right to do that shit.
Fuck man.
This woman is getting on my fucking nerves rn.
I have a fucking temper and if you want to test me go the fuck ahead.
Just don't go blaming me when I rip your fucking head off.
Fuck.
I just...
I shouldn't be getting this pissed but I fucking am and it doesn't take a lot to get me pissed.
If I'm slightly pissed you will not know if I'm slightly pissed.
However... when im no longer speaking in English but I'm sarcasm and the language of incomprehensible swearing.
Then you know I'm about to fucking kill a bitch.
Fuck me man... the fuck have I done to deserve this shit.
Everybody does it.
Do you want to go around picking out everybody that knows how to use a damn pen cause let me tell you, there will be no more students left in the God damned school.
I'm done.
I'm going to fucking end this shit right here and start swearing at a wall.
FUCKING teachers and shit.
More like fucking CAREW and shit.
I hope you get attacked by the fucking seagulls which somehow seem to be in London.
I hope the seagulls, follow you to your fucking house and develop a taste for human flesh and eat you.
And then fly away cause seagulls don't eat shit.
Fucking bitch pisstaking bastard and shit.
Fuck.
WAIT... IT'S NOT OVER.
I currently hate like my whole fucking form.
I'm lying like 70%. The people who I talk to I do not hate you.
If i don't look at you like I want to chuck an iron in your face your cool.
You know who you are.
You are my people. We will rule the world. We will kill Trump. And Carew. And anyone else you want dead. We shall rule the seas, we shall-
you get the point
Like I've always hated the majority of the damn form. And I have tried to convince myself not to.
But shits hard.
Cause when shit like this takes place, I am ready to become slender fucking man (dont read it wrong) or Jeff the fucking killer.
(pick a creepypasta)
And just fucking...
Fuck man idek anymore.
I'm gonna go drown my burning hatred for humans. And since I am a human, my burning hatred, in YouTube.
Pewds, Cry.
At least you don't fuck around.
(dont read that wrong either)
I'm moving to Mars I'm done with this fucking planet and people.
Bye.
