The Awesomely Epic DBZ Day!!!!!

A/N: Espeon804 here!

Yes, that's right. I'm going against my protest and debates going through my poor head to write this cringe-filled and cancerous horribly written fanfic!

"Girls write terrible fanfiction! Don't read them!"

Alrighty then. If that is what you think then fine. I'm going to purposely ignore all the character's personality and the story and make this terrible!

Because I feel like it.

I never wrote like this. Even at 12.

I'm 17, wasting my life doing this pointless thing.

So how about it? I'm going to ignore all mistakes!

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN DB, DBZ, DBGT, DBZKAI, OR DBGT. All of that belongs to Akira Toriyama. I'm just a 17-year-old girl wasting her life doing this cancerous fanfiction that is so horribly written it will make you hit the back button if you are not well enough to handle it!

WARNING, THIS TERRIBLE FIC MAY CAUSE;

1. Uncontrollable laughter

2. Grammar Nazi spam

3. Eye rolling

4. Facepalming

5. Confusion

6. Regret

7. Despair

8. Stupidity

9. Minutes of your life wasted

10. Agony

11. Cringing

12. Cancer

-Espeon804 (Pronounced as "ehs-spEE-on eight- oh- four") I put that there just because. :P

- The Awesomely Epic DBZ Day! -

Once upon a time in a land that no one really cares abut since it is DBZ, an alien warrior stands tall among the shining son with other aliens... and peiple... and half alines. His name is Sun Wukong - actually Son Goku, a Saiyan warrior who is awesome and epic. even though he us stuoif.

He use to have a mokey tail but it wuis cut off by Kami when he was 15 so he doesn't have it anymore. He has a friend named Vegeta who had one too but it was cut off when Vegeta was 29 so now they look like people with unkempt and wild hair like other Saiyans.

Goku has two sons; Gohan and Goten. His wife ChiChi is a toltal jerkm always complaining about how much he trains but he vant help it because he is an Saiyan and he loves to fight and stuff.

His friend Vegeta has one son namd Trunks who in the past apeared friom the futute as an epic guy but now years later in present time this kid trunks is a spoiled brat. That is what many think anyway. He never had a tail nor did Goten because the original author (A/N: Not me, Akira Toriyama) completly forgot that Saiyans had tails. Veget'as wife is Bulma, a brillient inventor who had known Goku since he was a kid.

Goku and Vegeta are naturally rivals and has been since they first fought.

Now they are both ssj gods when they meet Beerus the God of Destruvtuon and Whis who loved to eat mnay eart-foods and drinks and snacks until one day he discovers diabetes. And gets fat. Maybe Beerus will get that as well if gods can get that kind of stuff,