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michaelgclifford: lUKE

michaelgclifford: LUKEY

michaelgclifford: LUKE LUKE LUKE

michaelgclifford: LUCAS

michaelgclifford: LUKSER

michaelgclifford: LUKEY CHARM CEREAL

michaelgclifford: L U K E

michaelgclifford: LUCIFER

hemmo1996: HOLY SHIT

hemmo1996: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT

michaelgclifford: hi

hemmo1996: not now

hemmo1996: my girlfriend and i are watching a movie

michaelgclifford: lol which one?

hemmo1996: some chick flick

hemmo1996: it's so typical

hemmo1996: a 'nerdy' girl that nobody ever notices gets hot and everyone suddenly wants her

michaelgclifford: if you were mine we would watch paranormal activity until four

michaelgclifford: and you'd be too chicken to sleep alone

michaelgclifford: so we'll cuddle and shit

hemmo1996: there's no way you're getting me to watch a horror movie that early in the morning

michaelgclifford: we can watch it on my bed

michaelgclifford: but as much as i love my bed, i'd rather be in yours ;)

hemmo1996: you just ruined the moment

michaelgclifford: whoops :)

hemmo1996: don't act innocent you little fuck

hemmo1996; you're trying to get me flustered in front of my girlfriend on purpose

michaelgclifford: fLUSTered

michaelgclifford: YOU ARE FLUSTERED

michaelgclifford: I KNEW YOU WANTED ME

michaelgclifford: LUKEY PUKEY

hemmo1996: NOT LIKE THAT YOU DIRTY MINDED SHIT

hemmo1996: I'M A PURE 18 YEAR OLD

michaelgclifford: aw you're a smol boy

michaelgclifford: i bet i could fit you in my pocket and stuff

hemmo1996: excuse you, i'm 6'4

michaelgclifford: psh who cares

michaelgclifford: i'm 6'1, what's the difference?

michaelgclifford: what really matters is what's down under

hemmo1996: my feet?

hemmo1996: they're pretty big too i guess

michaelgclifford: NO YOU DUMB FUCK

michaelgclifford: I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR DICK

hemmo1996: oh.

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