hemmo1996: hey sorry for snapping at you like that the other day
hemmo1996: i just get really defensive when people don't treat my princess the way she deserves to be treated
michaelgclifford: don't worry about it..
hemmo1996: i'm surprised you haven't texted me
hemmo1996: it's been a week
michaelgclifford: idk
michaelgclifford: i didn't think you wanted to be talking to a 'nasty gay faggot' like me
michaelgclifford: i was too busy burning in hell
hemmo1996: hey mikey i was just mad
hemmo1996: you can't hold that against me
michaelgclifford: okay
hemmo1996: COME ON MIKEY I JUST HANDED YOU THE PERFECT PICK UP LINE
hemmo1996: I EXPECTED YOU TO BE LIKE "I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO HOLD THAT AGAINST YOU BUT I CAN HOLD MY PENIS AGAINST YOU"
michaelgclifford: okay
hemmo1996: what's got you down mikey?
hemmo1996: you seem out of it
michaelgclifford: nothing
michaelgclifford: can i just ask you a question?
hemmo1996: go ahead mikey
michaelgclifford: do you like me?
hemmo1996: of course i do
hemmo1996: that's why we're friends
michaelgclifford: no i mean like would you ever break up with candice to be with me?
michaelgclifford: would you ever return my dirty comments instead of shooting them down?
michaelgclifford: would you ever call me 'babe' or send me cute messages
michaelgclifford: could you ever imagine a future for us?
hemmo1996: where's this coming from mikey?
michaelgclifford: just give me an answer
michaelgclifford: if you're fed up with my gay shit then just tell me
hemmo1996: i don't know
hemmo1996: i'm straight
hemmo1996: i love candice
michaelgclifford: that's a good enough answer for me
michaelgclifford: bye luke
hemmo1996: wait what?
hemmo1996: what do you mean luke?
hemmo1996: don't you mean lukey
hemmo1996: or baby
hemmo1996: hello?
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Fanfiction[completed] michaelgclifford: today i don't feel like doing anything michaelgclifford: except you, i'd do you hemmo1996: is there ever a time when you're not trying to get me in bed? - in which michael is a always horny for luke who claims to be s...