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hemmo1996: hey sorry for snapping at you like that the other day

hemmo1996: i just get really defensive when people don't treat my princess the way she deserves to be treated

michaelgclifford: don't worry about it..

hemmo1996: i'm surprised you haven't texted me

hemmo1996: it's been a week

michaelgclifford: idk

michaelgclifford: i didn't think you wanted to be talking to a 'nasty gay faggot' like me

michaelgclifford: i was too busy burning in hell

hemmo1996: hey mikey i was just mad

hemmo1996: you can't hold that against me

michaelgclifford: okay

hemmo1996: COME ON MIKEY I JUST HANDED YOU THE PERFECT PICK UP LINE

hemmo1996: I EXPECTED YOU TO BE LIKE "I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO HOLD THAT AGAINST YOU BUT I CAN HOLD MY PENIS AGAINST YOU"

michaelgclifford: okay

hemmo1996: what's got you down mikey?

hemmo1996: you seem out of it

michaelgclifford: nothing

michaelgclifford: can i just ask you a question?

hemmo1996: go ahead mikey

michaelgclifford: do you like me?

hemmo1996: of course i do

hemmo1996: that's why we're friends

michaelgclifford: no i mean like would you ever break up with candice to be with me?

michaelgclifford: would you ever return my dirty comments instead of shooting them down?

michaelgclifford: would you ever call me 'babe' or send me cute messages

michaelgclifford: could you ever imagine a future for us?

hemmo1996: where's this coming from mikey?

michaelgclifford: just give me an answer

michaelgclifford: if you're fed up with my gay shit then just tell me

hemmo1996: i don't know

hemmo1996: i'm straight

hemmo1996: i love candice

michaelgclifford: that's a good enough answer for me

michaelgclifford: bye luke

hemmo1996: wait what?

hemmo1996: what do you mean luke?

hemmo1996: don't you mean lukey

hemmo1996: or baby

hemmo1996: hello?

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