hemmo1996: wHICH CHEESE BASKET DO YOU WANT?
hemmo1996: THERE' SO MANY
michaelgclifford: GET ME CHEDDAR
michaelgclifford: I REALLY FUCKING LOVE CHEDDAR
hemmo1996: wait..
hemmo1996: who the hell is this?
michaelgclifford: read the name stupid
michaelgclifford: it's michael g. clifford
michaelgclifford: and i'm all up for the cheese basket bro
hemmo1996: why are you in my contact list?
hemmo1996: and why are you under 'BABY'
michaelgclifford: baby?
michaelgclifford: wtf?
michaelgclifford: who the hell did that?
michaelgclifford: i'm clearly daddy
michaelgclifford: not baby
michaelgclifford: you fucking change it to daddy right now
hemmo1996: I DON'T KNOW YOU
hemmo1996: I'M NOT CHANGING YOUR CONTACT NAME TO DADDY
michaelgclifford: humph
michaelgclifford: fine
michaelgclifford: be like that
michaelgclifford: we're probably never going to talk ever again after this
michaelgclifford: so you should send me some nudes
michaelgclifford: because why not ;)
michaelgclifford: unless you have a crusty dusty vagina
michaelgclifford: if so, stay 937292691262 miles away from me pls
hemmo1996: i'm not sending you nudes
hemmo1996: you could be some creepy forty year old man jerking off to kitten porn in his bedroom
michaelgclifford: excuse you?
michaelgclifford: i'm 69 and i jerk off to hamster porn
michaelgclifford: get your facts straight
hemmo1996: ......
michaelgclifford: lol jk
michaelgclifford: i'm 19 and i jerk off to regular gay human porn
hemmo1996: um cool
michaelgclifford: so now we're done getting to know each other,
michaelgclifford: nudes?
hemmo1996: i'm not sending nudes to a stranger
michaelgclifford: ugh fine
michaelgclifford: how about that cheese basket though?
hemmo1996: no
hemmo1996: that's reserved for my wonderful girlfriend
michaelgclifford: ew you're straight
hemmo1996: what's wrong with that?
michaelgclifford: everything
hemmo1996: i don't understand
michaelgclifford: never mind you idiotic stick
michaelgclifford: aka straight boy
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfiction[completed] michaelgclifford: today i don't feel like doing anything michaelgclifford: except you, i'd do you hemmo1996: is there ever a time when you're not trying to get me in bed? - in which michael is a always horny for luke who claims to be s...
