hemmo1996: i'm so stressed
michaelgclifford: why are you stressed out bby?
hemmo1996: today's the last day to send in collage
application forms but i was so busy watching movies with candice i forgot to perfect it
hemmo1996: there's this collage i'm dying to get into and my application needs to be perfect
hemmo1996: so don't distract me
michaelgclifford: bitch if you didn't want to be distracted, why'd you even text me in the first place?
hemmo1996: idk tbh
hemmo1996: just keeping you in check with my life
hemmo1996: and stop texting me, i'm busy
michaelgclifford: one does not tell michael gordan clifford he can't distract them
michaelgclifford: because distracting is what he does best
michaelgclifford: right after breaking stuff and burping for long periods of time
hemmo1996: wtf?
michaelgclifford: your face reminds me of a wrench
michaelgclifford: every time i think of it my nuts tighten up
hemmo1996: you don't even know what my face looks like
michaelgclifford: tru dat
michaelgclifford: which is weird
michaelgclifford: ARE YOU THE CREEPY PEDOPHILE WHO ACCUSED ME OF BEING A CREEPY PEDOPHILE
hemmo1996: HELL NO
michaelgclifford: send me a selfie then baby
hemmo1996: there's bags under my eyes, i haven't ate in fourteen hours
hemmo1996: maybe another time when i don't look like a train ran over my face three times
michaelgclifford: go eat something babe
michaelgclifford: you're going to starve
hemmo1996: right after i perfect this collage application
michaelgclifford: what school is it for?
hemmo1996: california's institute for the musical arts
michaelgclifford: holy hell
michaelgclifford: what a coincidence
hemmo1996: what?
michaelgclifford: nvm
michaelgclifford: you know what babe?
michaelgclifford: why don't you send me a picture of your application and i'll edit it while you go get a bite
hemmo1996: are you sure?
hemmo1996: this is really important to me and i don't want you to screw it up
hemmo1996: do you know what to do?
michaelgclifford: believe me sugar, i know exactly what they want in a student
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