•The Falls•

3. Headhunters

Jess' POV

It was Mabel, Dipper, and I watching Duck-tective together. Mabel was knitting at the same time though. Any time Mabel tried taking some popcorn he hit her hand though. "That duck is a genius!" Mabel gushed. "Eh... it's easier to find clues when your that close to the ground." Dipper protests.

"Are you saying you could out-wit duck-tective?" Mabel asked. "He may or may not be but i am!" I say. Dipper chuckles. "Mabel, I have very keen powers of observation. For example, i can tell that Jessica here has been eating..." He thought for a moment. "Sour patch kids and some pitt cola. and you mabel...."

"An entire tube of tooth paste?" He said. "Uh..." I said. "It was so sparkly...." She said.

"DUDES! You'll never guess what i found!" Soos says rushing in. "Buried treasure?!"

"Hey! I was gonna say that!" Mabel says punching him lightly. Soos leads us into the hall. "So i was cleaning up when i found a secret door hidden behind the wallpaper. It's crazy bonkers creepy..." He says and opens the door. Inside were human sized figures of people. "Wax?" I say confused. I step in and the others follow. "Whoa... it's a secret wax museum." Dipper says.

"They're so life-like..." Mabel adds. "Except for that one." I say shining a flashlight on one of them. "Hello!" It speaks. "AAAH!" I squeal. "It's just me! Your Grunkle Stan!" Stan says. Yes... lately we have gotten a little closer and... i over heard him talking and he says he thinks of me as his great niece too.

"AAAAHH!" We all yelled and i dropped the flashlight as we ran.

"Behold the Gravity falls wax museum. It was one of our most popular attractions!" Stan explains. "Before i forgot all about it. We got them all!" Stan starts listing off the names. "anyone else getting the creeps here?" I asked. Dipper slowly raises his hand but then lowers it. "And my personal favorite, wax abraham lincoln. Right over--- ugh... UGH! Oh no! Come on! Who left the blinds open?! John wilkes booth i'm looking in your direction!" Stan says pointing toward another statue.

"Ugh... how do you fix a wax figure?" Stan asked. Mabel gasped. "Cheer up Grunkle Stan... Where's that smile?" She asked. "Meh." She pokes him in the face a few times. "Ow." He says and stands up.

"Don't worry Grunkle Stan. I'll make you a new wax figure from all this old wax!" Mabel says. "You really think you can make one of these puppies?" He asked. "Grunkle Stan, I'm an arts and crafts master." She says with her hands behind her back. "Why do you think i always have this glue gun stuck to my arm?" She asked and tried getting it off a moment but failed.

"I like your Gumption kid." Stan says. "I don't know what that word means, but thank you."

So right away Mabel went to work as Dipper and i watched. "Dipper! Jessica!" Mabel jumps down scaring him and he uh... sort of chokes. "What do you think of my wax figure idea?" She asked and i went over to look at her sketch. "She's part fairy princess and part horse fairy princess!" She says ecstatic.

"Maybe you should carve something from real life." Dip says. "Like a waffle, with BIG arms."

"Y... okay. Like like something else like, someone in your family." I suggest. "KIDS! Have you seen my pants?" Stan asks and "poses" on box in a spot of light. "Wow." I whisper. Mabel's eyes bulge out. "oh muse... you work in mysterious ways..." She says. "Okay..." I whispered. "Why is your sister talking to the ceiling?" Stan asked Dipper.