•The Falls•

7. Double Dipper

Jess' POV

So long story short... i got a job at the Mystery shack. Why? because i need money. Why do i need money? To get the necessities for living. So now we were throwing some party for... reasons i have forgotten. Soos was setting decorations up. Dipper and I were being weirdo's with silly string. were blowing up balloons. Mabel was getting ready i guess. "O-oh no Jess. I don't feel so good. I-" He pretends to vomit with the can of silly string all over my face. "AH! Grunkle Stan? What did you feed us?!" I asked. Since i ate lunch with them today it made sense. I pretend to barf all over HIS face! And it continued like that for a minute or two. We laughed.

"GUYS GUYS! Stop! Something terrible just happened!" Wendy starts. We stopped not knowing. Then she pretends to barf out the silly string all over the both of us. We both laughed. So then we found confetti and popped it. "Comedy Gold!" I say. Dipper laughs and gets sprayed with the string once more. "ALRIGHT! Alright! Party supplies are now off limits." Darn... Stan grabs the stuff and walks away with it.

"Mr. Pines, who's birthday is it again?" Soos asked. "Nobody's. I thought this party would be a good idea to get kids to spend money at the shack." He replies. Oh. Scam... Oh well! He rolls out a 'pin the tale on the donkey' poster. "Nice..." Soos agrees. "The young people want fun? I'll smother them with fun!" He says. I backed up slightly. "Maybe... comments like that are why kids DON'T come to the shack." I say. "Yeah. That did come off a bit creepy Grunkle Stan." Dipper agrees. The twins were pouring themselves a drink until Stan took the liter away.

"How's about you copy these fliers." Stan says handing Dipper some fliers. "A trip to the copier store?" I say. "Calendars, coffee mugs, t-shirts and more! They've got it all at the copier store!" Soos says. I just kinda glanced at him. "Even though i... don't really feel that way at about the copier store." He adds. "Save the trouble. You know that older copier upstairs? I finally fixed the old girl up. good as new!" He said. So the next thing i know were upstairs and Dipper pulls the sheet off the copier. "I... don't think that's even a copier anymore." I say glancing at the worn down machine. There were flies around the thing. "BUTTERFLIES!" Mabel says. "Sure..." I say.

I open it and push a few buttons. "Does it even work?" Dip asks. I shrugged and put my arm on the thing. Then it scanned it. I took it off. Once it finished smoke blasted from it some and the paper came out. Mabel grabs it. "Success!" She says. But that was right before the thing started moving and she dropped it. "Oh my god that's disturbing!" I say.

The arm had come... ALIVE. "Kill it with fire!" I say hiding behind Dipper. Mabel hid behind me. "Uh... Uh... STAY BACK!" He says and splashes it with his drink. It melts like the wax figures from before. "I think i'm gonna have nightmares now." I say. "Ditto." Mabel agrees.

"Oh my gosh... Guys, i think this copier can copy human beings!" Dipper says. "You think so!" I say a little freaked out.

Mabel gasps. "Do you realize what this means?" She says. We turn to her. She just sprays the string at our faces.... of course.

What else did i expect?

So after that discovery and getting the fliers done. Without them coming to life.We stood in a line. "Alright Party people!" Stan says. "And Dipper and Jessica." Stan says. We both just glanced at him. "Let's talk business..."

"Soos, because you work here for free, and you begged, I'm letting you be DJ." He goes down the line.
"Wendy, you and Mabel are working the ticket stand." he says. "WHAT?! But Grunkle Stan this party is my chance to make new friends!" Mabel complains.