•The Falls•

14. Bottomless Pit!

Jess' POV

"In this land of ours there are many great things. But not more bottomless than the bottomless pit!" Stan explains revealing a sign. I looked at the gaping hole in the ground. "Which as you can see here is bottomless." he points out.

"Thank you captain obvious much appreciated." I say. He just gives me a 'meh'.
"Question, is it bottomless?" Soos asks. Stan sighs. "Kids can one of you try explaining this to Soos." He says.

"Grunkle Stan why are WE here again?" Dipper asked. "To dispose of things we don't want!" He throws suggestion cards from tourists away.
I watched as they fell into the pit carelessly.

"Goodbye creepy love letters from little Gideon." Mabel throws those in there too. Soos starts throwing his shoes in. ??? I have no words for him.

"What are you doing?" i asked. "Throwing stuff Dude! Everyone's doing it!" he says. I don't think I really had anything except...

That can wait.

IT can wait.

Mabel starts pushing a large chained up box towards the pit.
"What'cha got there Mabel?" Stan asked. "Its just my personal box of mysterious secrets... Nothing worth wondering about!" She says.

She harshly shoves the box in and it fell in no time at all. "GOODBYE FOREVER!" She shouts.
I turned to Stan. "Am I the only one who knows a bottomless pit is BY DEFINITION impossible?" I say. "Says you." Stan says.

Dipper just smirks at me.

"Well I guess we'll never know!"

Mabel says. A wind started to blow suddenly. But the wind turned into a storm.
"Ah!" Soos calls out.

"Quick everyone back to the shack!" Dipper shouts. All of us hurried until we realized Stan wasn't coming. "I'm not done getting rid of these yet!" He says. The sky grew dark as clouds formed swiftly.

He tried throwing some in only for them to fly in his face and he started stumbling.

"Stan NO!" I shouted. We all ran after him. I grabbed onto his coat tail and everyone does the same to each others shorts in a line. But he fall's in causing us ALL to fall in.

We all screamed as we fell down deeper and deeper. It continued for a long...

Long...

Long...

Long...

Long...

Long...

LONG...

Time.

I stopped shouting. I looked around. Everyone else stopped too.
"That was anti-climactic." I say.
"Anyone wanna scream some more?" Soos says. "Where are we?" Dipper questions. Mabel pulls out a glow stick from her sweater.

She shakes it causing it to glow so we could somewhat see. "Oh Look! More darkness! Yay!" I say.
"Were somewhere where it looks like were no where..." Mabel concludes.
"Were gonna land on something eventually! There could be something any second now!" Dipper says.
We waited.

"Well plan A failed! I don't suppose you have a plan B?" I say. "Well! Looks like were down here for the long haul. Who wants to see some card tricks?" Stan says. He tried to do his trick but the y fly up due to the lack of weight in the cards.