How to annoy Rachel Berry
1.) ask her what kind of berry she is
2.) list all the types of berries she could be
3.) if she's sad, say, " are you blue, berry?"
4.) tell her that gold stars are overrated
5.) say that silver stars are in now
6.) ask her if she gets her reindeer sweaters from Santa
7.) then tell her to tell Santa he still owes you that stuffed panda you wanted last Christmas
8.) ask her if you can thunder on her parade because you can't rain on it
9.) when she gives you the evil eye, say "well can I at least hail on your parade?"
10.) throw a Berry slushy in her face
11.) when she yells at you, tell her that you thought that she'd like it since it's BERRY flavored
12.) get the cheerio squad to follow her everywhere and stare her down
13.) say, "your middle name is Barbera? Like Barbie doll?"
14.) then ask her where Ken is
15.) try not to get her angry ex boyfriends that are still in love with her to hunt you down
