How to annoy Emma Pillsbury
1.) Give her grapes (that haven't been washed 50,000 times)
2.) Say, "You're last name is Pillsbury? Like the Pillsbury doughboy?"
3.) Then say, "I love the pillsbury doughboy brand! They make good biscuits!"
4.) Say, "Hi Coach Tanaka" Whenever she's around
5.) Chew gum and spit it outside her house so she steps in it
6.) watch as she freaks out
7.) Tell her Will is deciding to become a dentist (like Carl)
8.) Go to her office and tell her you see ghosts
9) Laugh as she tries to search for a pamphlet for your "condition"
10.) repeat steps 8-9 each time telling her the craziest things (examples: reoccuring nightmares that your goat is on fire, Claim that you can fly, say you have supernatural abilities, etc)
