How to annoy Blaine Anderson
1.) Prank call him saying that his latest shippment of hairspray has fallen into a river
2.) Laugh as he faints
3.) When he gives you the evil eye, say it was Kurt
4.) Run
5.) Hide all of his hairspray
6.) Buy all of the store's stock of hairspray
7.) sit back and watch his freak out
8.) Have Rachel send him flirty text messages constantly
9.) Call him Mr. Senior President everytime he walks by or you look at him (no matter how innappropriate the situation is)
10.) Then tell him since he's the Senior class president, that means he's getting OLD
11.) Have him sing an a capella song and afterward say, "eh, it would have been better with the warblers in the background singing"
12.) At school say that you think he looked better in the warbler uniform (to add more emphasis, tell him it brings out the color of his eyes)
13.) Remind him that Kurt, Rachel and Finn compared him to a rat in the song they sang to him (when he got rock salt in his eye and was in bed)
14.) Tell him that his brother is your hero
15.) Laugh as he gives you the "I'm going to kill you if you don't shut up" look
