How to annoy Artie Abrams
1.) Remind him that he owes Puck waffles
2.) When you learn about his ex-girlfriends say, "Wait, you dated Brittney? As in cheerleader Brittney? never saw that coming"
3.) Then add, "I guess it doesn't just happen in the movies where the nerd gets the cheerleader girlfriend! It happens in reality TV too!"
4.) Push him around school all day, but take him to the wrong classes
5.) Go to the production of West side story he directed and afterward say, "OMG the end was SO funny!"
6.) When he explains to you that the person died say, "really? it didn't seem like it."
7.) Blame it on his directing
8.) When he asks you what you thought of the Christmas special he directed, say, "it was...ummmm.........on tv"
9.) When he gives you the evil eye say, "What? it was!"
10.) Run
