How to annoy Mike Chang
1.) Write A-'s on all of his papers (aka. Asian F's)
2.) Watch as his dad freaks out at him
3.) Do a dance (horribly)
4.) Then say you were mimicing him
5.) Say, "You're attending a Ballet school? Do you get a skirt?"
6.) Then add that he doesn't have the legs for it
7.) Remind him that before Tina and him started dating, she only knew him as "the other Asian"
8.) Ask him to help you choreograph some dances for you
9.) Tell him you want to make a chicken dance routine
10.) Film him as he tries to work out a routine for you
11.) Post the video to youtube
12.) Send the video to his dad
13.) Send the video to Tina
14.) Repeat steps 11-13 until you run out of places to post the video and run out of people to send the video to
15.) Run before he finds out
