The Konoha Talent Show (DISCONTINUED)

Kiba (Watch yo' profanity, Kabuto)

Kiba (Watch yo' profanity, Kabuto)

"Let's get it done with." said Kiba to Akamaru. The small dog barked in reply.

"I'm first!" Kiba shouted. The judges nodded, and he ran off with Akamaru. Moments later, they came back with a giant wheelbarrow with what looked like jungle gym structures.

"Give us a minute!" he called. "And close the curtain!" Tonton appeared over his head, and pulled a small rope, letting it fall over the two of them, enveloping them in the dark. "Lights!" The lights flashed on.

Jungle gym supplies? wondered Shino. Hey ... the writer of this actually told out my thoughts!

A minute and a second later, Kiba yelled, "Ready!"

"That was one minute and two seconds." reminded Orochimaru "Does he get disqualified for this?" After all, he wanted Sasuke or one of his diciples to win.

"I guess not," Jiraiya challenged. "I mean, it was only a little off. He seems fine now." Tsunade slammed the table, putting the two male sannin/judges' attention back on her.

"Focus! Kiba, we're ready!"

"Whooo! Go Kiba!" yelled Kurenai.

He nodded and jumped. He grabbed the branch of the bar and swung around, twisting his body and landing on the side of another structure, then kicking off. Similar things continued, untill Kiba called, "Akamaru! Arial-dynamic marking!"

"Oh no," muttered Shino, letting all of the bugs that went out of his body for fresh air and to watch the show back in. "Wait ... the author expressed my thoughts again! What's going on?!"

"S-shino-kun?" asked Hinata from the row above. "A-are you o-okay?"

The pair, shinobi and dog, jumped from branch to branch untill it looked like they were in the middle, which was a really small clearing. Akamaru barked.

Hn, thought Tsunade, maybe I'll give him an eight. Akamaru spun around, peeing as he went. Nevermind, seven! Tsunade had to pull up the score sign to block the incoming ... well, you know. Orochimaru pulled over Kabuto to take the hit. Jiraiya summoned a random toad. Naruto used shadow clones. Most simply ducked. Gaara also had to, because he didn't want dog pee on his sand. He's okay with blood though, as long as it's someone's he injures or kills. He can be strange that way.

"Hey..." muttered Gaara. "Don't say that, or you're going down."

"Why the arial-dynamic marking?" pondered Tsunade. 7.

"Orochi-sama?!" cired Kabuto. "What the f-"

"Don't you dare say that word! It is forbidden!"

"Well, I was never planning on saying the full thing, just making the "f" sound."

"Don't talk back!"

"Hy– Nevermind. Sorry Orochi-sama. I just want to remind you that you curse too."

"But not that word. Watch your profanity!"

"Okay," Kabuto replied, not knowing what else to say.

Everyone, even the sound nin thought that was ironic, saying how much forbidden jutsu that snake sannin uses.

Orochimaru held up a 1.

"WHY?!" roared Kiba. Then he just stood there for a second and looked in thought. "Nevermind."

"STOP SAYING "NEVERMIND!!" yelled Sakura. "IT'S BEEN OVERUSED!!" IT'S BEEN USED TWICE ALREADY, IN KIBA'S PERFORMANCE!! THREE, NOW FROM MINE!!"

"Fine," said Kiba, "whatever."

"Better,"

Jiraiya held up a 7. "You made me piss off a random toad."

"Gaara? GAARA?!"

"Eh?"

"Your score?"

"That? The "arial-dynamic marking" sucked. The rest was okay." 3.

An 18 uder Inuzuka Kiba.

Aw, he thought. I wasnlt able to beat Naruto. At least now I know not to use arial-dynamic marking during talent shows.