crybaby: hey, baby :))
jerk: ng what the fukc
crybaby: oops sorry that was for my girlfriend
jerk: yeah alright
crybaby: namjoon told me you broke your arm
jerk: ya :0
crybaby: anyway how's your day been
jerk: tiringggggg
crybaby: why?
jerk: well i had to wake up earlier to go to the hospital since something happened with my sister and she's still in a coma but there were lawyers and stuff and ?? and then jimin calls me and tells me that haru is hungry and crying a lot and jimin can't cook to save his life
crybaby: rite lol back here in korea, jin does the cooking
jerk: wait hold on
jerk: status update; haru stopped crying and jimin is carrying him
crybaby: wow
jerk: he's a better dad than jackson and jimin's not even the dad
crybaby:
crybaby: ok anyways um i wanted to ask you a question
jerk: um alrighty
crybaby: so i was rereading our old texts and don't judge me but you used to sound super ... ummm how do i put it?? like sad and like you hated yourself a lot, well at least a lot more than you do now
jerk: well listen to me bro
crybaby: bro ? wtf
jerk: if you could shut up, that'd be great
jerk: ok anyway
jerk: um when you first started talking to me, i was super emo because jackson had left me with haru and he took literally everything and yeahh i was super emo, just trying to work hard and i was also super upset because of the fact that i had gotten pregnant at 16
crybaby: i still can't believe that
jerk: me neither lmaooo
crybaby: but i thought you said you were a virgin
jerk: well i lied
crybaby:
jerk: lmaoo
crybaby: you're really weird, you know that?
jerk: yeah
crybaby: like i never know what you're ever going to do or what you're feeling
jerk: maybe because im good at hiding it
jerk: ok i need to stop being emo for gods sake
crybaby: kai
jerk: boi what the f
crybaby: could i
crybaby: um come visit you too?
jerk: oh yeah dude
jerk: i mean, we're friends now right?
jerk: yoongi
jerk: i can see you reading this
jerk: yoongi
jerk: fuck now you're the crybaby
jerk: and im the jerk