Rose's crazy adventure with the Sohmas. *FINISHED*

Get outta my house! Part three.

Ah! The shower water gets in my eyes and burns them. Ugh, why do i feel not so tired like before? Oh well. I get out and grab my phone. Omg i've been in here for two hours! What happened?! Then i remember. I'm pretty sure i dozed off in the middle of washing my hair, now wonder the water burned so bad! I get out, wrap myself in a towel, and head for my room. I get out my clothes and lay them on my bed. Just as i was about to change someone yells "Don't!..But, if you really want to you can!" Oh god. I scream the loudest i can. Wow, i never knew my voice could go so high! Enough of that, why's this pervert in my room! And he's in my closet! What the heck!? Kyo comes rushing in, and i am still in a towel :P As if nothing could go worse i see that the pervert in my closet has a bag. I snatch it out of his hands and look in it. Omg. It's a frickin' maids outfit. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY'S HEAD!!??? I gasp in terror of what i find next. A note. I read the note and rip it to shreds, then put the shreds on his head. "Sooo...i'm guessing, that's a no?" I look at him with a death stare. Kyo then asks "What did it say?!" I read the note from memory. "It said..."Here's an outfit from me. It will be your surprise after you are done" Kyo stares at the pervert in my closet in horror "DO WHAT SHIGURE?! WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HER!? YOU IDIOT!" I refrain Kyo from smacking him (because i would like to myself) I keep reading from memory "I would like you too come over to my place to clean. I have hired a maid before, but she refused the outfit and quite honestly, your much prettier then her. I'll pay you with a date with me. I'll take you anywhere you want, just as long as you cleaned well enough. And if you don't do it right, i won't refrain from spanking you ;)" "OH.MY.GOD.!! YOU SICK PERVERT! WHY DO I LIVE WITH YOU!?" Live with him? You mean Kyo lives with....this thing?! Ugh! Blech! Oh my god..i might throw up... I refrain from that and i decide to do this MY way. "Well, how could i refuse that offer?" The creepy dog pervert gets this creepy grin on his face "But, i thought you meant no. I mean i have the shreds to prove it!" He points to the shreds on his head. I get real close too him, grab his face gently, and kick it. He groans in pain "So..you did mean no" Kyo can't even look at this weird perverted dog anymore. He drags him out and says "Take your time, i'll take care of him for now" I nod and close the door behind him. That didn't go as planned! I was supposed to get dressed then ask them why they are here! Uuuuuggghhh! I flop into the pile of clothes on my bed. I need to destroy this maid outfit...but how. I get an idea. Oh crap! Now is not the time to be thinking of this! Why are they in my house! This is all i need to know right now! Oh well. I'll just get dressed and see where it goes from there now.