Chapter 2

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*Court Transcripts*

"Your honor, if I may interject, it's not harassing her, it's literally just telling her why I left."

"No, I understand, but she IS a cow. It actually says so on her file at the hospital."

"Your honor, she had to be helped into the court room by 5 nurses, and she can barely speak, I think that qualifies as fat. She's 1,000 pounds!"

"Oh, right. Yeah sorry, she's 993 pounds. My bad."

"Barbara I swear to GOD stop crying. Its annoying just stop."

"I would also like a restraining order"

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