*text messages*
Barbara why did you
get a phone?
It's just that I don't
want to have to
deal with your fat
fingers typing.
I don't care if your
phone has speech
recognition, I still
don't Want to text
a cow.
Barbara. Please
Please stop. This is
just embarrassing.
I'm blocking Your
number.
***
I think you have the
Wrong number??
Oh my God Barbara.
Did you really
Re-register your
Number?
Wait.
You mean to tell me
that you bought a
new phone?
God dammit Barbara.
You are a gay who're
That nobody lives
Sorry. Autocorrect. I
Meant that you are a
Fat whore that
Nobody loves :)
