Grey's Anatomy Quotes

2X10 Much Too Much

  When you're a kid, it's Halloween candy. You hide it from your parents and you eat it until you get sick. In college, it's the heavy combo of youth, tequila and well... you know. As a surgeon, you take as much of the good as you can get because it doesn't come around nearly as often as it should. Because good things aren't always what they seem. Too much of anything, even love, is not always a good thing. 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dr. Bailey: Well we've tried everything. Must be neural. 

Meredith: Neural?
Cristina: She already called for a consult.
Meredith: A consult? You called neuro for a consult?
Dr. Bailey: Hey it' s not my fault you broke the boy' s penis.
Derek: Hello everybody. What' s up?
(Meredith looks sick)
Derek: Hmm. So when did this problem begin?
Patient: Well I had an erection last night and woke up with one this morning.
(Cristina is standing next to Meredith trying not to laugh)
Dr. Bailey: Uh, Dr. Shepherd if you don't need me, the other Dr. Shepherd needs a consult on one of the quints.
Derek: Yeah, no we' re fine. (Bailey leaves) So when did you last ejaculate?
Patient: I'm not sure. Meredith?
Cristina: Oh I'm, I'm gonna go with Dr. Bailey. (Cristina leaves the room quickly)
Patient: Meredith, what time did we ah? You know ... sort of...
Derek: Yes Meredith, what time did you two...

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  Derek: How long have you two been seeing each other?

Meredith: We're not. Seeing each other.
Patient: We met last night at Joe' s.
Derek: Joe's bar? Mmm. I met a girl there once myself. A very long time ago.

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  Derek: Hmm. Doesn't look like there's any nerve damage. There shouldn't be any long term effect. I'd wait a few weeks before I tested it out though.

Meredith: Funny. You're a funny man.
Derek: I just didn't know you two were dating.
Meredith: Well you knew it would happen eventually.
Derek: Eventually feels a lot different than actually.
Meredith: Yeah, I guess it does.
Derek: Yeah well it' s surprisingly painful.
Meredith: It gets better.
Derek: Does it?
Meredith: I dunno but I'm determined to be optimistic.

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  How do you know how much is too much? Too much too soon. Too much information. Too much fun. Too much love, or too much to ask of someone? When is it all just too much for us to bear?