A Very Jackass Family

Authors Note: here's the first chapter of the sequel. I'm going to do something new. I will be putting the week of pregnancy that Nessa is at to keep a time line going. Enjoy!

Chapter One:

Nine weeks pregnant.

I squinted in the bright sun as I walked out the door. Johnny took my hand and smiled.

"The baby is looking healthy," he said, looking over at me.

I nodded, "Yeah, he is, isn't he?"

Johnny gave me a playful glare, "You mean SHE?"

"Pfft," I scoffed, "it's a boy."

Johnny shook his head, opening my car door for me. I got in and Johnny jogged over to the drivers side. We drove to Castle Bam in a comfortable silence, stopping at Panera for a quick lunch.

When we got home, I dropped the ultrasound pictures on the table for Dunn and Bam to see when they got home.

"Heyy."

I rolled my eyes. And looked up at Brandon Novak, in his typical drinker stupor, leaning over the banister.

"Hi Brandon. Are you still here? I thought you were going home."

I made my way upstairs. I had to pass Novak, and gagged a bit at the smell of old booze that lingered on him and came from his room.

"Novak, come back to bed."

I turned around, hands on my hips.

"Novak. Get the hooker out of my house."

Novak leaned against the wall, "well if I had you in bed I wouldn't have to bring a hooker."

I rolled my eyes and pushed past him, into the guest room. A blonde topless hoe lay in his bed.

I threw the clothes at her that I found on the floor, "Get dressed. Wipe the coke off your face and get the fuck out of my house."

I pointed at the door, standing there as she slowly got up, dressed and shuffled out of the room.

"Novak, pack up and get out," I said, before walking out of the room and to mine.

"What was that all about?" Johnny asked, coming into the room.

I shook my head, pulling back the covers on my bed and climbing in, "Novak being a drunk fool. I told him to leave."

"Oh. Taking a nap?"

I nodded, my eyes already closed. I felt Johnny kiss my forehead and heard the door click shut behind him before I drifted off to sleep.

I woke up and saw that it was starting to get dark outside. I sat up and stretched. Stepping out of my room, I felt a draft, hugging myself trying to stay warm. I heard voices in the pirate bar and headed downstairs.

"Hey," Bam cheered, lifting up his beer as I entered.

I smiled at my brother and walked over to give him a hug.

"The baby looks good," Dunn said, giving me a smile.

"So," Johnny said, wrapping an arm around my waist as I came over to sit in his lap, "Bam and I were taking."

I stole a bite of the sandwich Dunn was eating, "About what?"

"I was thinking, I made a pretty decent amount from Jackass, maybe we could get our own house," Johnny said.

I raised my eyebrows and looked at Bam, "You're okay with that?"

Bam shook his head, "Nope."

Figures. Bam bad been dead set against Johnny and I getting our own house. He wanted me close for him to watch over me during this pregnancy. He instead had told Johnny he could move in with us, which he did.

"But Bam, we're gonna have to live on our own one day," Johnny sighed.

"Why?" Bam said, taking a sip of his beer.

I nodded, "I have to agree with Johnny. This wouldn't be a house to raise a kid. The parties, the girls, Novak. I don't want him around that."

"Her. And exactly my point," Johnny said.

Bam thought for a minute, "Well what about we tear down Ape pottery shed thing out back, since she never uses it, and I build you a house back there. I just want my little sister and niece/nephew close."

"We'll talk about it," I said.

"I'm so ready for bed," I said, fluffing a pillow and snuggling under the covers.

Johnny climbed under the covers, pulling me close. He traced shapes on my stomach gently.

"Well, what do you think about Bam's idea?"

"I don't know. I mean I do want to be close to my brother and parents," I said.

Johnny nodded, "I know. I think maybe it would be a good start for us."

"I agree."

"I have another question," Johnny whispered.

"Hm?" I mumbled, starting to fall asleep.

"Will you marry me?"

I heard him. But I pretended to be asleep.

"Nessa?" He whispered.

I didn't move. I heard him sigh and reach over me. The lamp clicked off and he rolled over away from me. I opened my eyes and peeked at him, frowning.