A Very Jackass Family

Your Boyfriend is a Douchebag

Blahhhhhh. So I'm listening to "Everybody Knows" by Dustin Tavella. And it inspired this chapter. I don't know what number I'm at so if someone wants to remind me, thank you. I'm sorry it took a while to write another chapter. I hope you guys still want to read it and enjoy it. Updates will be few and far between. My motherboard went out and I'm currently using my brothers iPad while I'm on break and the iPhone app lags when I type so I don't like using it for updates. I'll update as much as I can.

Thank you.

Xoxo

Sophi

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Pulling up to the house I pulled myself out of the Lambo.

"Stay here for a minute," bam said as be headed to the front door.

I shook my head, "My house. I'm going in to."

Bam sighed, "stay behind me please."

I nodded. Bam opened the door and called out for Dunn. His bearded face peeked out from the living room.

"He's in here."

I followed Bam into the living room. Johnny was laying on the floor. Chris had his legs wrapped around his waist in an impromptu leg lock. Preston was icing his eye.

"Did you do this?" I said, my hands on my hips and looking at Johnny.

Johnny gave me a nod. I sighed.

"Why?"

He rolled his eyes and struggled against Chris. I shook my head and looked around. The christmas tree was knocked over and presents stepped on.

"Chris, let him up."

Chris hesitated but did what I asked. Johnny stood up and headed towards me. Bam stood in front of me, blocking him.

"Move Bam," Johnny growled.

"No. He won't," I said, "I don't wish for you to be near me after you've been drinking."

"I'm not drunk!"

"Bullshit!" I snapped, "why can't we just have a fucking normal life!"

"Why won't you marry me?!"

"Seriously! I told you why. You were fine with it!"

"I lied!"

"Well then you have some personal things to work out," I said, crossing my arms.

Johnny glared at me, "do you love someone else!"

My jaw dropped. How dare he?

"Hey now!" Dunn said, grabbing Johnny's shoulder and pulling him back, "you know this girl loves you. That was uncalled for."

"If she loves me why won't she marry me?" Johnny snapped back.

"Alright, I've had enough," Bam said.

He put his arm around me, "we're going home."

I was on the verge of tears and nodded.

"No, Nessa. I didn't mean it!" Johnny pleaded, seeming to have sobered up a bit or at least realize what he said.

I paused and looked at Bam, "I can't leave him."

"Are you serious?!" Bam argued.

I nodded,"I do love him. I can't leave him when he hurts the most and needs me."

Bam sighed and rubbed the back of his neck before nodding, "fine. But I'm staying too."

I gave him a smile, "okay."

Johnny moved back to me, his arms open for a hug.

"Yeah. I don't think so," Bam said, pushing him back once more.

The next day I tiptoed down stairs. Bam was passed out on the couch, Dunn on the floor beside him. I nudged Dunn with my foot. He groaned and looked up at me. I put my finger to my lips and motioned for him to follow me to the kitchen.

"What's up?" Dunn asked rubbing his face.

I gave him an evil smile and took out a bag of flour, "I think Johnny deserves a proper wake up."

Dunn grinned, catching my drift and nodded, grabbing the bag of flour and heading upstairs. I followed him to the guest room.

We tiptoed to the side of the bed. Dunn grabbed a handful of flour and threw it into Johnny's face.

"RISE AND SHINE PRINCESS!!" He yelled.

It took Johnny a moment to react but groaned and wiped it from his eyes. I smiled and giggled. Revenge was sweet.

"Why stop here? I think Bam needs a wake up too!" Dunn cheered.

I laughed and turned to follow him out of the room. Johnny grabbed my wrist.

"I'm sorry," he said, his eyes sad.

I nodded.

"I love you," he said softly.

"I love you too," I said before leaving the room.

"Dammit Dunn!" Bam hollered.

"It was her idea!" Dunn shrieked, running and hiding behind me.

"Sellout," I teased.

Bam chuckled, "I'll get you Dunn."

"Let's wake everyone else up," I said.

About two hours later everyone was awake and for the most part flour free. I hummed and turned on the stereo.

"Do you really want to be with him girl? When all he ever does is make you cry? Do you say that you could handle the truth girl when all he ever does is tell you lies?" I sang, "so somebody tell me why your boyfriend is a douchebag, and everybody knows."

"Nice."

I looked over my shoulder and saw Johnny standing in the doorway.

I shrugged and went back to singing as I moved around the kitchen and started lunch.

"Can we talk?" He asked.

"Sure."

I heard him pull out a chair and sit down.

"I'm sorry about last night."

"I know."

"I just really want you to marry me."

It was my turn to sigh. I looked at him, "you know why I said no. And I will stick to that. Our child deserves to have loving parents that WANT to be together not just because they are there. And yes I want to be with you but I want to wait until after our daughter is born. Please respect that. And another note, last night can't happen again. I cannot have stress and drunks in my life. Nothing I ever have or will ever do will give you the right to act and talk to me like that. Understand?"

He nodded and looked down, defeated.

"Good. Now please fix the tree."

I turned back around the cook and heard him leave.

A tear slid down my cheek and I quickly wiped it away. I felt a hand in my shoulder. I turned around and leaned into the person as they wrapped their arms around me in a comforting hug.

"I just want to be happy, Bam."

"I know," he said, kissing my head, "and you will be. I promise."