A Very Jackass Family

Welcome to Candy land

Author's Note: I am feel a bit better. I'm back at school and with my friends. The title is just really fucking random. I'm currently listening to that song as I write this. Also going to skip ahead by um, about, hm, tenish weeks. So yes. Leggo.

Chapter Eight:

29 weeks pregnant.

I sighed as I walked around the house lazily. Bam and Johnny were out of the state for the past week filming something for MTV. I hadn't paid a bit of attention when he told me. I was cranky as hell, pissed that he was leaving. He had promised he'd be here every day.

Our house was finished and we had moved in. But with everyone being gone, I hated being there alone so I was with my parents till Johnny got home. I had gained so much weight over the passed ten weeks. I felt ugly and fat. And my appearance showed that. I barely wore anything besides loose shirts and yoga pants. Sometimes a dress if I was too lazy to put on pants.

"Mom?" I called.

"In the kitchen," she replied. I followed her voice the kitchen in the back of the house.

I sat at the table, looking through the bay windows at the back yard. I smiled. Dad had began to build a play set. I don't know why since the baby wouldn't be able to play on it fully for years. But I guess it would be good to start early. Repairing all the damage from Bam and removing his ramp would take time.

"Are you feeling alright?" Mom asked, placing a sandwich in front of me. I pushed it away as she sat down to eat her own.

"You need to eat."

I sighed, leaning back in the chair, rubbing my stomach, "But I'm so fat."

"Vanessa, you are not FAT you are PREGNANT," she scolded, "Now eat."

I knew better than to argue with mom and decided to save the time and just ate.

I pulled the baby book over to me and began to flip through the names. I had settled on a few I liked.

"Honey I'm home!" My head shot up. Dropping the sandwich on the plate, I pushed the chair back and got up as quickly as I could being the size of a damn blimp. I ran, or more so, waddled quickly, to the foyer.

"Johnny!" I cried happily.

I rushed into his open arms. He kissed me lovingly, "I missed you love."

"I missed you too," I smiled.

He bent down and rubbed my stomach, kissing it gently, "And I missed you too princess."

He put his arm around my shoulders as we walked back into the kitchen.

"Johnny," mom said, getting up to give him a hug, "good to see you. Maybe you can get Nessa out of her funk."

I sighed, "mom. I'm fine."

Johnny gave us a confused look, "What's wrong hun?"

I shrugged, "it's nothing big."

"This lady refuses to leave her room. Won't leave her room most days."

"Why not?"

Again I just shrugged, "I just feel gross and fat."

Johnny sighed and gave me a smile, "Nessa look at me," he turned my face so that I was looking him in the eyes, "you are gorgeous. I think there is no one more attractive than you. You are beautiful. I mean it."

I smiled but I couldn't help but think he was just doing to because he had to say it.

Johnny and I stayed for lunch before heading home.

"So I think I'm going to start doing the nursery," Johnny said as we pulled up the the house.

"I've been asking you and Bam to start on that since we got back from California," I said, raising my eyebrow, "so why do you want to start now?"

"Because I figured why not?"

"Okay. Well everything is in the garage. I'm going to go take a nap."

I headed into the house and upstairs to our room. Laying down, I sighed in pleasure as the weight was taken off my feet. It was October now and soon it was going to be my birthday. As I got closer and closer to the due date, the more nervous I got. I only had about 7ish weeks till the estimated due date. But anything could happen between then and now. I felt like Johnny and I had grown apart a bit. I knew he loved me, but we were hardly spending quality time. We constantly talked about the baby, did things to get ready for the baby, but as far as stuff for us, it was few and far between.

"Hey Nessa?" Johnny called from down the hall.

"Yeah?"

"You know I love you right?"

It was freaky how he did that. It was like he could read my thoughts. Whenever I had doubts or get nervous he always seemed to know and would try to calm my thoughts with sweet statements.

"Yeah," I replied, "I love you too."

I heard him banging around and turned my attention to the TV I had subconsciously turned on while I was lost in my thoughts. I was beginning to doze off when I felt the bed shift beside me.

"Johnny," I said sleepily, as he wrapped his arm around me.

"Hm?" I felt him running his fingers through my hair gently. I moved closer.

"Lets go on a date."

I heard him give a low chuckle before he kissed my forehead, "Sure love."

I know it's not much but I kinda was trying to use this chapter as a filler. Not much happened but I was steering it into the direction I want. In a couple chapters I'm going to ask you guys to vote ending a or b. so start thinking about your favorite letter.