I went back on msparp (mspa role play) (Mspa is the site Homestuck is on for all my uninformed friends)
This is a script style chat.
ectoBiologist [EB] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~
turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~
TG: hey there, egbert
ectoBiologist's connection timed out. Please don't quit straight away; they could be back.
TG: wow. rude.
TG: i am insulted
TG: how dare you disregard me in such a carefree manner
TG: you are truly a prick, john. you dare ignore me. i must shed a single tear. my only dream was to be talked to by a truly heterosexual male, such as yourself