I'm not against furries... But this one was pretty creepy...
This is a script style, not safe for work chat.
Breeding! Pet cow named Sammy [Sammy] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~
turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~
Sammy: *Seeing you get home made him smile. he was always such a sweet little guy, from calf to now. he's been a little 'strange' lately, but the guy you bought him from said he might be in heat. That would explain him not wanting to stand up... (Fairly creepy link to a pic of a (pretty well drawn) cow that I won't describe further)
TG: uhhhhhh... are you trying to make me fuck a cow?
TG: thats not happening, bro
TG: sorry. i wish u luck on ur mission or something i guess
turntechGodhead [TG] disconnected.