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A very sexy Taco [TACO] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~
gallowsCalibrator [GC] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~
TACO: *sits on table sexily*
GC: OOOOHHHHH.
TACO: hey there hot stuff
GC: HUH?
TACO: you like What'cha see?
GC: WHO S41D TH4T?
GC: Y34H 1 DO
TACO: *flaunts lettuce*
TACO: *winks* Wait you can't see...
GC: *SH3 P1CKS 1T TH3 T4CO OBL1V1OUS TO 1TS SUBTL3 MOV3M3NTS
GC: *SN1FF*
TACO: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GC: WH4T?
TACO: DONT SNIFF MEEEEEH
GC: YOU?
TACO: I AM TOO FAB FOR YOUR MORTAL NOSE
GC: FUCK!
TACO: UNHAND ME
GC: 4 S3NT13NT T4CO?
TACO: YOU CANNOT HANDLE THE FABULOUSNESS
GC: LOS3 4G41N 4PP4R3NTLY.
GC: *SH3 DROPS 1T ON TH3 T4BL3
TACO: I more than sentient. I am SEXY
TACO: haha yes. Respect the fabness
GC: >:[
TACO: You can't handle this, no matter how hot u might be ;)
GC: WHO 4R3 YOU?
TACO: I am a very sexy taco
TACO: ;) and you are...?
GC: 1N N33D OF ON3 GOOD R34SON WHY 1 SHOULDNT 34T YOU
TACO: Because you'd explode with fabulous
GC: WRONG 4NSW3R *L1CK*
TACO: No mortal can handle my fabness!!!!!
TACO: DONT I GET A... TRIAL
TACO: BEFORE THIS TASTELESS EXECUTION?
GC: >:O
TACO: So I do get a trial?
GC: HOW D4R3 YOU THROW MY HOBBY 1N MY SNOUT
TACO: SHALL YOU IGNORE THE CALL OF JUSTICE?
GC: YOU W1LL B3 TR13D
TACO: haha yessssss
GC: R1GHT NOW
GC: *N1BBL3*
TACO: MY DAD IS A LAWYER HE WILL SUE UR ASS
GC: BL4UGH!
GC: OOOOOOHHHH....
GC: WH4T TH3 FUCK K1ND OF T4CO 4R3 YOU?
GC: TH1S 1S HORR1BL3
TACO: the best kind
GC: NO...
TACO: The sexy kind
GC: PL34S3 NO...
TACO: yes ;)
GC: JUST S4Y 1T
GC: G3T 1T OV3R W1TH
GC: WH4T 4R3 YOU M4D3 OF?
TACO: ...I don't know actually
TACO: Mostly carbs
TACO: and also otter things
TACO: I think?
GC: >XP
TACO: Well FINE then
TACO: Be that way
TACO: *scoots off table*
TACO: I DONT NEED YOU
TACO: I DONT NEED ANYONE
GC: WH4T DO YOU W4NT FROM M3?
TACO: *scoots away*
GC: 1 DONT 34T YOU 4ND YOUR3 P1SS3D TH4T 1 D1DNT L1K3 YOU?
TACO: YOURE A JERK. IM LEAVING YOU
TACO: I DONT NEED UR JUDGEMENT
TACO: *slams door*
GC: FUCK!
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