MSPARP DERPING

I give all credit to plush ass

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TG: oh hey lalonde
TT: Hello, Dave.
TG: whats up
TT: Oh, nothing. I am just exceedingly bored is all.
TT: How about yourself?
TG: oh im just chillin, surrounded by fluffy puppet buttock
TG: the usual
TT: That sounds mildly terrifying and disgsting.
TG: yep. congrats, lalonde you successfully defined my situation.
TG: being surrounded by puppet butt is anything but fun. in fact it is the opposite. im in fluffy, squishy hell.
TT: I deserve and award for my success.
TT: *an))
TG: indeed. your award can be a purple plush rump off the nearest disturbing puppet
TG: we can just hack the suckers ass off
TG: ship it to you
TG: unless the mailman is too disturbed, too
TG: then we just gotta pretend its not a butt-award
TG: then maybe we can get it to you without scarring an innocent mailman
TG: hes just doin his job he doesnt deserve the perky plushness
TG: but you do. because you won that shit
TG: fuck im rambling again
TT: Yes.
TG: sorry, rose didnt mean to talk your ass off
TT: My ass is still there, Dave. No worries.
TG: are u sure its all attached n shit?
TG: i did a lot of talkin there
TT: Positive.
TG: mkay if ur sure
TG: dont wanna have to reattach an ass
TG: although i presume the doctors would be honored
TT: They would. My ass is glorious.
TG: all they ever wanted in life was to hold a righteous ass such as your own
TT: Very true.
TG: and they get to stick that shit right on there
TT: Indeed.
TG: wow i feel like ive been tainted by bro all i can think about is ass
TG: goddamn it bro and your constant perky plushes
TT: Yes, well while you do that, I have something to tell you.
TG: ...oh...?
TG: something to tell me? im so very curious,lalonde
TT: Mother wants to see her boys. So you, Dirk, Bro, and D need to fly up to New York soon.
TG: oh sweet, i love NY
TG: whens the next plane though?
TT: I have no idea.
TG: bet bros gonna buy a whole seat for his goddamn cal and dirk and i will share a seat
TG: one sec lemme look it up
TG: [one internet search later]
TG: okay the next plane up to NY is tomorrow
TG: at like 2 am
TG: so well be there at like 4-ish...?
TG: would that be a problem...?
TT: That is fine.
TG: mkay
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I GIVE ALL CREDIT TO PLUSH ASS. Clearly I am TurntechGodhead. TentacleTherapist just disconnected randomly. I didn't attempt to seduce this one because SIBLINGS. Smuppets are the plush ass I was referring to.

here are some smuppets.