Dave is a cool guy

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I don't know if this is NSFW
brief mentioning of a dick.
Also mentioning fucking a taco.
Also Dave is naked.
And tied up.
I had nothing to do with the fact he was naked and tied up.
That was all him.
I promise.

This is a script style, not safe for work chat.
TiedUp!Naked!turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~
A very sexy Taco [TACO] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~
TACO: *sits on table sexily*
TG: oh shit
TG: ... taco
TG: take me
TACO: ((Should I question... this?
TG: im readu
TG: ready too
TG: ((just... let it be
TACO: *winks even though is a taco and has no face*
TG: oh lord... im harder than diamonds right now
TACO: *sexily does nothing because is a taco and can't really move or qnything*
TACO: anything*
TG: oh taco... you dont know what you do to me
TACO: *continues doing nothing in an extremely sexy manner.*
TG: fuck... -starts hopping over-
TACO: *a little bit of tomato falls out of shell*
TG: T-TACO
TACO: *continues being sexy*
TACO: Yes, Dave?
TG: -DAVE LUNGES AND CATCHES THE ENTIRE TACO IN HIS MOUTH-
TACO: Oh.
TACO: *is an eaten taco*
TACO: *children around the world shed a single tear*
TG: ... how do i get you on my dick from here
TACO: *from inside dave* I-I don't know?
TACO: Pretty sure that won't happen?
TACO: Because you ate me.
TG: ill fuck a taco one day...
TACO: Yes One day
TG: one... day
TACO: :'(
TG: goodbye sexy taco
TG: it was... certainly... somethinf
TACO: Yeah
TACO: something
TACO: Bye, Dave
TiedUp!Naked!turntechGodhead [TG] disconnected.
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