A person you don't like texts you.
I'm not kidding this just happened.
It went down like this:
Me: *roleplaying with a friend*
Phone: *gets text*
Me: *checks text* *sees it's from dad* ...Shit.
Me: *texts* ___
Me: ___ help me
Friend: ?
Me: Dad texted me I'm scared. Help.
Me: THIS ISN'T A DRILL MAN!!!
Friend: DO NOT REPLY!!!
Me: OKAY
IT'S LEGIT I SWEAR.
HELP.

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Nothing But Randomness #2 (Discontinued)
SonstigesI literally have no words for this book besides saying that sassy people are the best people