~One random day~
Me: *wakes up on a ship* Da fuck? *gets up*
Kittyfangirl244: *asleep next to me*
Me: *looks at Kitty* Kitty. Kitty, get up. *shakes her arm*
Kitty: *wakes up* Huh? Sara? *gets up and looks around* Where are we?
Me: Not sure.
???: Oh good! You two are finally awake!
Me: Huh? *looks at ???* Who the fuck are you?
???: *puts a sword to my neck* You will address me as Captain Kirkland. And I want to know who you two are and why you are sleeping on my ship, dear.
Kitty: Hey!! Leave her alone!!
Me: ....*takes out a gun* 1. My name is Sara. And the other girl is Kitty. 2. I have no idea why I'm here or how I got here. 3. I will address you as whatever I wanna fucking call you, bitch.
Pirate Iggy: ....*smirks* Feisty~ I like it~
Me: Don't get any ideas.
Pirate Iggy: -__-
Kitty: Awww!!! I ship it!!
Me: KITTY NO.
Kitty: ;-;
Pirate Iggy: What? Ship? We are on a ship, lass.
Me: We know.
Pirate Iggy: Then why-
Me: Just tell us what year this is?
Pirate Iggy: ? 1698, of course.
Me: .........
Kitty: Oh god dammit.
Pirate Iggy: What?
Me: we've was sent back in fucking time.
Kitty: How, though!?
Me: I don't know.
Pirate Iggy: ...What? Did you two hit your heads? Here, come with me to my cabin and rest.
~timeskip~
Pirate Iggy: So....You two are from the future?
Me and Kitty: Yup.
Pirate Iggy: And...You know me in the future?
Me: I'm dating you in the future.
Kitty: I'm dating your friend!
Pirate Iggy: *smirks* Oh really~?
Me: NO.
Pirate Iggy: -_____-
Pirate Iggy: Alright, well, do you know how you got here?
Me: No, but I have my suspicions.
Kitty: Shane?
Me: Yep.
SpectralArson?: *from somewhere* STOP BLAMING ME FOR THINGS.
Us three: Huh? *go to see where that came from*
Me: *finds Shane in a barrel*
Shane: *on his laptop and tablet, doing random shit*
Me: What the fuck?
Pirate Iggy and Kitty: What??
Shane: *hisses at me and puts on his mask*
YOU ARE READING
Nothing But Randomness #2 (Discontinued)
RandomI literally have no words for this book besides saying that sassy people are the best people
