Me: Annnddd...I think I got everyone
The survivors of Danganronpa: *tied up to chairs, blindfolded and asleep*
Cindy: How do you manage this on a daily basis?
Morishige: *sitting on the couch* What begs questioning is how she kidnapped the detective girl without getting killed
Me: Meh. Honestly pretty easy.
Morishige: ...You used drugs, didn't you.
Me: Yup!
Cindy: *facepalm*
Morishige: Right...*sighs and texts Mayu*
Me: Okay, well, time to wake them up!! *picks up a blowhorn*
Me: *blows the blowhorn* WAKE UP FUCKASSES!!!
DR Survivors: *wakes up*
Everyone but Kyoko: *screams*
Kyoko: *legit the only calm one*
(A/N: How the hell does she manage this?)
Cindy: Annnddd the chaos has started...
Me: Yup :D
Makoto: H-Huh!? What the heck!?
Toko: W-W-Where are w-we n-n-now?!
Hiro: WE'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED!! WE'RE GOING TO DIE!!!
Byakuya: Will you imbeciles shut up!?
Kyoko: Hmm...
Hina: Oh god!! It's happening again!!! The crazy bear kidnapped us!!!
Me: *bursts out laughing*
Everyone: Huh!?
Me: Oh my god, this is great!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Pfffttt!!!
Hiro: OH GOD IT'S A MURDERER!!!
Me: *laughs harder* *falls on the floor*
Morishige: *stares at me with a look of disappointment*
Toko: W-Why the h-h-hell is he l-l-laughing at us!?!
Hiro: HE'S WORKING FOR MONOKUMA!! HE'S GONNA KILL THE REST OF US!!!
Me: OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Me: *starts choking while laughing* *can't breath* *legit I'm dying help* *dies*
Everyone: *goes quiet*
Morishige: *shakes his head in disappointment*
Makoto: Why did everything go quiet...?
Cindy: Because she died.
DR Survivors: WHAT?!?!
Hina: What do you mean she died?! How did that happen!?
Morishige: Who knows. *sighs* Cindy, get the emergency bag.
Cindy: Fine. But You're the one who's gonna use it. *walks away*
Morishige: *walks over and undoes the DR Survivors blindfolds and unties them*
Kyoko: *looks around* Hm...Interesting...
Hiro: !?! Who the hell are you?!? ARE YOU GOING TO KILL US?!
Morishige: No. Shut up.
Byakuya: *glares at him* And just how can we trust you? For all we know, you're working with the crazy bear and simply brought us back to continue the game.
Morishige: I have no reason to work with that thing, you idiot
Byakuya: Excuse me?
Toko: H-How DARE y-y-you talk to m-master l-l-like that!!
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Nothing But Randomness #2 (Discontinued)
RandomI literally have no words for this book besides saying that sassy people are the best people
