The Mindset

terms EVERYONE needs to know

{holla to my husband to having silver/grey hair again. I feel so blessed rn}

So, shoutout to xiurious baektrash chenfetti -kaizar because omfg, our group chat is a damn mess. The beauty of typos and autocorrect and fast finger typing.

And let me grant everyone with terms and names and such that could be useful in the everyday life of a KPop fan (or not.)

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> WYD = WYF

When you basically shout at someone for doing something so audacious and illegal. So, instead of "WHAT YOU DOING?" using Wu Yifan's name or initials is a good alternative.

Example: "Oh my god, Lee Taemin, that dance is damn illegal!! WYF?"

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> OMFG/OMG = OHSEHUN

I've used this a couple of times already on this site. But yeah, just a play of words from our very rude maknae. You can use OSH if you want to, I don't see why not!

Example: "OHSEHUN, have you seen Sehun's colored contacts in that V App yesterday??"

{okie but for real though. Maknae gotta chill}

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> Unnie = Unit

In the oh so special group chat of mine, someone may have made a typo when calling out to me. Girl, you know who you are. We all know who you are that first called me unit.

But the term stuck, and it's actually really cute. I got used to it.

So, for the endearing unnie of yours, call her unit. Honestly, it has that kind of edge to it that I like, lmao.

Example: "Bianca unit, ily."

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> "Stay in your lane"

I thought this needed a mention.

A statement used when we struggling to stay loyal to our ultimate bias. And let's be honest here, it's fucking hard to stay in the damn lane when you got all these guys ruining our lives.

Lola, Lily, which one of y'all did I hear this from first?

Example: "Lily, you better stay in your lane, what would Minseok say??"

This could also be used against the bias wrecker for whenever, ya know, try to wreck your bias list.

Example: "Jongdae needs to CHILL and stay in his damn lane."

{OKAY FOR REAL THOUGH. LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THIS PIC IS}

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> Kyungsoo = Kingdom

Yeah... Thanks, Nehal and autocorrect.

Example: "Did you hear Kingdom in Tell Me What is Love? Loved it!"

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> "Get baek-ed"

Yes, another play of words that I thought up yesterday because of what came up on conversation. Instead of "get wrecked" it's "get baek-ed". But I guess that can only apply to Byun Baekhyun... Which is very relevant.

Or you know, unless you watch Cheese in the Trap like me, use it whenever Baek In Ho breaks my damn heart (which is like every episode).

Example: "I just got baeked. God damn it Byun Baekhyun."

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> "Enhanced mellowness"

I don't even know. It suddenly happened in the group chat. I can't even deal but I love it so much. Shout out to Lola for that one.

I guess use it whenever someone needs to chill.

Example: "Bro, how about some enhanced mellowness, or something?"

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> Shoes = beans

I can hear this working to be honest.

But god forbid, this text mishap happened when discussing "Damn Daniel".

Example: "Damn Daniel, back at it again with the white beans."

{this seriously happened to me. Someone commented on my damn story with this. Maybe I predicted this to happen. I made this story AGES AGO}

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> "Biancasso"

A nickname I somehow gained after showing off my artistic skills.

I have so much nicknames now.

But I guess this can be applied whenever needed.

Just a combination of my name and Picasso.

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> For real = forjackel

Another thanks to Nehal for this last minute addition. Did you think I would add this one?

For when you can't believe something.

Example: "Are you forjackel right now?"

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That's all I got for now, but will definitely come back with more if situation happens to give me more. Lmao, I love you all my little lovelies ❤️ but yes, if a typo happens, you will get roasted for it. It's just a normal thing to do.

HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED THIS EDUCATIONAL SESSION.  (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞