5SOS LAND

Living w/Michael

So living with Michael would include:

· "babe"

· "what do you want now michael?"

· Him trying to cook for you but ending up burning the food

· "Don't get mad but..."

· "BABY THERE'S A SPIDER"

· "I REFUSE TO STOP YELLING"

· "shuT UP WOMAN"

· "Is that really a way to talk to me?"

· "No I diDN'T MEAN IT I'M SORRY I LOVE YOU"

· Him taking long showers so then by the time you get in the water is cold and he just tells you, "Well next time we can just shower together"

· Him coming home with random things

· "Babe let's get 9 cats because cats have 9 lives"

· "BUT BABE"

Him whining when you won't give him a kiss

· Him just whining for your attention

· "miCHAEL YOU'RE A GROWN MAN YOU DON'T NEED MY ATTENTION ALL THE TIME"

· Him actually getting hurt when you yell at him

· "Mikey I'm sorry"

· "It's okay I forgive you because I love you."

· Him being horny. Like all the time. 24/7

· "Let's fuck on the couch."

· "One day we'll have like 10 kids"

"Michael that means we'll have to have sex like 10 times or more because sometimes it takes more than once."

· "yeah exactly"

· You hitting him with the pillow and yelling, "miCHAEL YOU'RE SO FUCKING HORNY"

· "I have the rights to be."

· "No you don't."

· "YES I DO I HAVE LEGAL RIGHTS."

· Video games

· Pizza

· Video games and pizza

· Him being in his "man cave" a lot which is actually just that small spare bedroom in the house.

· "Why can't I dye your hair?"

· "Because michael I'm not looking forward to going bald in the future"

· Him constantly wanting to cuddle

· Cuddling

· Lots and lots of cuddling

Lots of sex too

· You begging him to play the acoustic guitar while singing a song in which he's all shy about it

· "I'm not so sure.."

· "Pleaseee mikeyyyy

· "Fine"

· Him being all shy and blushing a lot when he sings to you

· Him putting your favorite cups on the very top shelf that you can't reach because he loves watching you jump/stand on your tiptoes to get them

· "Michael why do you always put them up so high? You know I can't reach that high, unlike you."

· "Because it's cute seeing you trying to reach for them because you're so short"

· "NOT MY FAULT MY BOYFRIEND IS LIKE 10 FT. TALL"

· "Baby you only see me as 10 feet tall because you're like 3 ft."

· "I'M ACTUALLY 5'4 THANK YOU."

Him laughing his ass off and going "wow you're so fucking short"

· You telling him he won't get any cuddles for the rest of the week and walking away

· Him following you

"BABE NO PLEASE IT WAS A JOKE I'M SORRY PLEASE DON'T DO THIS"

· Constantly hearing "I love you" from him at such random moments

· Him letting you put makeup on him

· "I look like a princess"

· Lots of :D faces from him

· Him being up and downstairs at 4 AM

· "Mikey why are you up at 4 AM?"

· "can't sleep"

· You feeling bad for him and coming to sit on the couch and he lays his head on your lap and you play with his hair and tell him stories to help him sleep

· "You're so beautiful"

· "Like what the fuck"

· "How is that possible"

· Just lots and lots of Michael in general