fucknugget: athena athena ATHENA ARE U THERE HELLO
meanie: yes damn hello relax i was working
fucknugget: oh yeah i forgot you probably have a job adults with phones usually have those
meanie: that they do i hate my job though hashtag waitress life but how do u know i'm an adult HUH i could be like a 15 y/o little boy thats catfishing u with photos i found on the internet
fucknugget: I never thought about that wow are you a 15 year old boy thats catfishing me?
meanie: NO i'm a 25 year old WOMAN how do i know YOURE not some creepy old man that wants to kill me
fucknugget: wow true you don't even know what I look like HA but fyi i'm a 28 year old MAN i'm not OLD
meanie: idk man that's pretty old and now i'm curious show me what you look like matty b
fucknugget: hm fine just bc I owe you for putting you in the gc
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it's a me mario and kat's dog
meanie: omg wait are you fr like is that actually you or just some hot guy you got from instagram or some shit
fucknugget: nope that's me!!!! I'm flattered you think I'm hot though
meanie: don't let it get to ur head matty b i'm still gonna be mean to u even though ur like one of the hottest people i've ever seen in my entire life
fucknugget: okay I think THAT'S an exaggeration
meanie: it's really not like i live in los angeles i see hot people every day and yet here you are LOOKING LIKE THAT
fucknugget: omg you live in LA???? me too the fuck
meanie: omg ur gonna kidnap me no nevermind i didn't say that
fucknugget: I'm not gonna kidnap you athena maybe harry will but I won't
meanie: wow that's reassuring fucker
fucknugget: HEY that's mean what happened to me being one of the hottest people you've ever seen?
meanie: i said i wouldn't stop being mean to you even though you're hot it's equality fucker
fucknugget's contact name has been changed to fucker!
fucker: stop calling me that :(
meanie: never fucker :)
• edited 5/1/2019 a/n: I'm editing this so slowly I'm sorry also editing this instead of writing new chapters for my other fics fs
