[t h i r t y o n e] ALTERNATE ENDING

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currently on;
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beautiful wife: so

love of my life: so

beautiful wife: 20 years

love of my life: 20 years

beautiful wife: are you just going to repeat everything i say?

love of my life: are you just going to repeat everything i say?

beautiful wife: i hate you.

love of my life: i love you.

beautiful wife: aw how cute are we?

love of my life: i'm 48 but i still got it

beautiful wife: kinda like john stamos in fuller house
beautiful wife: except he was older
beautiful wife: and hes rlly old now

love of my life: you're still obsessed with that show even after all these years???

beautiful wife: leia got me hooked
beautiful wife: it's just so good

love of my life: fuck i love you so much

beautiful wife: i love you too you fucknugget.

THE END (for reals this time)

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